Acapulco I
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Lidocaine Cream Before Waxing
BEFORE THE WAR
This happened long ago, before the coming into force the new Constitution, which prohibits the concentration of more than six persons other than relatives without permission from the authorities.
In those days it was customary to go to the beaches when they organized a concert.
During the time prohibited the use of drugs like marijuana, and since then began to develop what is now live.
At first it was the seals in the most unexpected places. For that reason was very risky to walk in the grass or among the belongings pipes. In good times it was still possible to circumvent the law with methods whose effectiveness lies in its simplicity.
One way to bring marijuana to the beach without great danger was empty regular cigarettes, snuff and mixing pot and carefully fill the rolls of paper with 20 percent of snuff and 80 percent of the mixture. I know it seems a waste of snuff, but we are talking about 2011, still getting into the legal market.
So he used to, and on one occasion, returning from the beach, the truck in which he was arrested at a roadblock Federal Police (before he changed the name to the National Military Police) and my testicles occupied (again!) the place of my eyeballs, because I remembered that brought seven of special cigars that I smoked to be arguing with a drunk on music. Walking drugs, what bullshit. Do not do that, it is irresponsible, really.
must be at tattoos, hairstyle, accessories, do not know, but I've always had a magnet with the police, so invariably, when they see me, can not stand the urge to search. Insurance are the accessories.
"See, sir, what happened in the eyes, why mince.
"So officially born.
"What brings in the backpack.
"Some packages, come to the beach.
Finally, during the review of my pack pulled all items containing, among them a pack of cigarettes, seven stages, three normal. He took them, gave them to me and "give it to me," provided that could not accuse me of was stealing. I thought it was best to quickly deliver, despite the risk, because refusing would have to be angry, and nobody wants to upset police during a search.
returned to the truck, we moved three blocks up the avenue, I got off and took another bus to get away as fast they could catch, for fear they will find my beloved cigarettes and arrested me.
That night, smoking my pipe, I thought how lucky I'd had and how I had just escaped from dangerous situations.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, far, an agent for smoking a cigar rests, and from the first puff is the sudden feeling that their life is so miserable.
FIRST CHILDREN AND CONTAINERS
think I'm free, and perhaps, in the eyes of others, it is not, but freedom is a very personal matter, think that the fact that I'm free, set me free. I have the freedom to think I'm free. This country is mine. What I can enjoy my leisure.
So, I found no problem urinating on the beach. However, I did not do so blatantly, in the Papagayo happens all the time strip, I know what I'm exposed. As unobtrusive as I could, I went to sea and unzipped my pants to get the hose and take my jet, and by the way, feel the sea breeze cooling the eggs.
we were, very relaxed, just yummy was unloading my bladder (I had two hours cello) when I saw two policemen approaching:
"Good evening young.
"Good evening.
"Yes know it is forbidden to urinate on the beach right?
"Yes."
"Then why do it.
"I was not urinating.
"Of course, if you were watching from there," says a stack of beach furniture, about fifty meters. The other officer spoke in code over the radio.
"But that is not a crime, well you can not be here, federal zone.
"We take care in Acapulco," he says with a smile "welcome tourists."
- But here what is wrong?
"There are many places on the Coast where you can go to the bathroom, to see why you did here.
"I did not give me time to get poly-mocking laugh.
-Son moral fault.
- And deserve arrest?
-up to you.
"Just bring fifty dollars, but currency.
-Even for the phone. Saco
coins and peda air and I was sliding a fingers. I bend down to pick it up.
"Stop the ten bucks for your chela.
"But bring loggerhead container, cost twenty-five.
- You're going to be sucker?
"It's true, they cost twenty-five.
He tells his companion:
-Talk to the truck, I fucked this chilanguito.
chilango "I'm not.
-Me vale-releasing mothers slap asshole.
"Stay with ten dollars for - the other gives me and my wife mazapanazo.
"I valiste mothers.
red and blue lights of the patrol burst into the night Acapulco, bounce off the clouds and cast into the sea. We walked to the patrol car while I think: what crap country. Neither can a fucking piss take at home.
- I can take my loggerheads?
OFFICE XMAS PARTY
There are some urban legends are told about Acapulco to be true. Two of them are that cool you can spend the little money and that the port inhibitions for the timid. Even grandmothers more conservative draw their summer coat to burn the legs in Caleta.
For example, my rule is do not take my shirt off to get me to the sea until someone more fat and the deformed body than I do. And I always end up in the sea: D
The nakedness of the body and the soul is provided in the tropics, should be in heat, do not know, but it applies equally to the native population than the foreign. Some people even live in cities very close to Acapulco and that once they step on the bay are transformed.
happensSo a friend of mine called Chequespier. He is of Chilpancingo, a community country is heading to Mexico City, but every time he steps on the donkey and comes into harbor different dresses, acts differently, is upgraded. Work in the same company, so we are at the Christmas party office last December.
was so good that other comrades were the last to leave the room, not by our will, but because it had finished the whiskey and we wanted to continue drinking. They gave us a bottle of rum for us wisely to get away. It was seven o'clock.
went to one of the traditional port drinking outdoors in the little plaza where the monument dedicated to the diver Apolonio Castillo, pride Acapulco.
Well, we were in that place, also called ACUAMED or Alcoholonio-enjoying the sun and alcohol, along with the beat and some girls in the office, when a man of 40 years, brown 90 kilos, he tried to cross the avenue, with two bags of Oxxo, one in each hand. Nothing would make this the rare, but the bastard was in a thong! To finish the fuck, white woman.
"No Mam, and I do not want to get me into the sea because I do not bring shorts and look at this bastard," he says Chequespier.
- Is that why you Aguitas? If you want I'll go with you so you will not be shy.
- Neta wey?
- What? Are we friends?
-A egg carnallite, come on.
The band we saw, fun, put aside the tanks and pants to get into the sea. Fortunately that day I put my bathing suit, and also were not (so) bored: p
Thumbs was that mine was black, more or less new, but my company Chequespier was white and was now so old lady who seemed paper, so when we leave the water, of all that was prohibited modesty, with the laughter of the other natural. I think they just laughed it lol.
Ok, one of the partners, Karenina, was thrown out of laughter. Check holds rod, but also because little water when I hand loaded, so I suggested putting it into the sea, dressed, to put it at our level and not noticing much our incorrectness.
She's a tough girl-dances-although, why not catch the first left. Fled to the Coast and that we go back, stung the pride, running.
imagine that the same face that put us when we saw the thong put motorists of the lane as running two potbellied appeared thin legs in shorts, dripping water, chasing a long-haired brunette and African, barefoot, dressed in evening at eight am.
This is only seen in Acapulco!
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